The Settlers
If you settle for cable instead of DIRECTV, you’re a settler.
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Run Around The Cow
All this game needed was a cow and three men. Or two. Or even one is fine really. As long as there’s a cow.
Grab The Ham
On the rare occasion when a settler got to the ham first, a game of Maul The Man With The Ham would commence.
Beehive Boxing
Why put beehives on your hands and hit someone with them? The bouts were so fast and ferocious, there was no time to ask.
Hezekiah Fitzgibbons
Champion Horse Trough Diver
Butter Churn Toss
Here we see a game in action. One man heaves the churn. The others attempt to catch it but mostly just have it fall on them.
